Leifashley27 on Reddit posed the query “If the Star Wars series was rated R, what scenes would have changed?” Well, folks had lots ot say on this and fairly frankly, we’re . Here’s our favourite entries.
1. Yadda yadda, demise, dismemberment, yadda yadda yadda
Chewie tearing somebody’s arms off.
Jabba’s dancers would have been topless.
Maybe Anakin’s slaughter of the sand folks or younglings would have been performed out to be extra merciless. –speezo_mchenry
2. Don’t need to give it some thought. No thanks.
The scene of Anakin slaughtering the sand folks would have been extra brutal. And he would have discovered his mother is far worse form than simply handed out in a tent. –Young_Omni_Man
three. Look, children! Torture!
We would’ve seen Leia’s interrogation scene in episode four –iagolima
four. “For I must be traveling on, now. Cause there’s too many ppeople I’ve got to stab”
Obi-Wan’s struggle throughout the Cantina scene would have been a bloody slaughter of all the bar set to Free Bird. –nhnolan
5. Mmmm chunks.
That half in Episode VII with that murderball tentacled factor would have been sooo way more… Bloody just isn’t descriptive sufficient. I am gonna go along with Chunky. –GottaKnowFoSho
6. Me’sa so fucking indignant!
Jar Jar Binks utilizing profanity.
Jesus, that’d fucking hilarious. –shitterplug
7. A real teen’s response.
“Luke, I am your father”
Which after all means:
“How’s Padme? Is she… alright?”
eight. Cooked sausage anybody?
Just seeing lots of people being slashed open by a lightweight saber and guts falling out. Also a shot had been somebody is reduce in half by a lightweight saber and each elements fall other ways would be cool. There are in all probability plenty of inventive methods to kill folks with lightsabers different then stabbing them or maul being reduce in half. –cptfuckingmagic
9. Just give this particular person a film already.
Menacing insinuation of torture would be changed with specific, on-screen torture. Clean, crisp deaths by lazer hearth and explosions would be changed by folks crying out in agony at having their flesh seared and their limbs blown off. Silly, alien language swear phrases would be changed by ‘fuck’ and ‘shit’ and the like. Characters clearly supposed to be suggestive and provocative of their apparel would be partially, if not wholly nude. Substance abuse would be a factor.
Naboo invasion contains scenes of barbaric civilian slaughter on the street by impassive droids set to kill.
Trade Federation Leader makes not-so-veiled feedback on his lecherous intentions for Queen Amidala after the conquest (“Darth Sidious told us to make her submit. He did not say what we must do afterwards…”)
Slave brutality rampant on Tatooine; we’re proven the impact of the detonating system as an alternative of being advised about it by Anakin/Shmee
Pod race has very visceral crash wreckage aftermath.
Chancellor Valorum is ousted due to falsified proof of him making love to Jawas…or youngsters. Maybe Jawa youngsters.
Qui Gon is slowly stabbed a la Saving Private Ryan as an alternative shortly.
Maul’s guts are in full view as he falls.
I may do all the opposite motion pictures, however this publish is outdated already and nobody actually reads feedback hours later, so I ought to in all probability cease. You get the thought anyhow. –JosefTheFritzl
10. WE’RE ONTO YOU.
Nice attempt Lucas. Guys do not give him any concepts for the re-releases. –theantagonist
Reading this thread I’ve to conclude that the movies are high-quality as they’re… –Pishwi