WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—The model of the tax invoice that Republican senators voted for early Saturday morning included scribbles within the margins by Mitch McConnell’s grandchild, the Senate Majority Leader has confirmed.
The scribbles, which the two-year-old drew when his grandfather left a duplicate of the invoice unattended throughout Thanksgiving, have been mistaken by Republican employees members for the work of McConnell himself and have been hurriedly integrated into the invoice.
McConnell struck a philosophical word when he disclosed to reporters that the random crayon squiggles have been on the verge of changing into the legislation of the land. “Laws are like sausages—it’s better not to see them being made,” he chuckled.
The Congressional Budget Office estimated that the toddler’s scrawl would add one trillion to the price range deficit and end in ten million Americans shedding their houses, however mentioned that the scribbles have been essentially the most coherent passage within the invoice.